Humanoid Juke Box Machine

from by Mucha Gueva

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I did this job one night low down´n´dirty
When this gal was comin´ up to me
Said you´re such a good band
But can´t you play some sweet
Foo Fighty Robbie Willy for me
I said yep and played that crap
Feelin´ like an idiot stuck in someone´s ass with vaseline
Then I turned to the band
Told ´em that´s it I quit
Cos I ain´t no humanoid juke box machine

You´ll be missin´ the fun and
You´ll be runnin´ out of cash
The boys said when I packed my case
Nobody´s wantin´ your songs
They want to hear the Stones
But shit I dont wanna be some clone
I said no won´t play no more
And feel like a jerk stuck in someone´s ass with vaseline
That´s when I turned to the boys
Told ´em it´s time to quit
Cos I ain´t no humanoid juke box machine

Now I´m doin´ my own thang
And I´m doin´ mighty fine
And if the record doesn´t sell don´t give a shit
The gal came up and asked me:
Was that Chili Peppers?
And I went no that was just me
She said: Now cool, that´s somethin´ new
I showed her my guitar and said
If you can handle this machine
You´ll never ever be in need again
Of a coin for a humanoid juke box machine


from Mala Mujer, released September 24, 2013



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Mucha Gueva Germany

"Cultural rebellion in bits and bytes" and "an absolutely interesting musician worth being watched out for" is what the critics in Germany wrote about MUCHA GUEVA. Armenian-rooted, the man was born in Germany, grew up in Colombia, loves french culture - and his music, rooted in hardrock and metal, mixes alle these influences. Dry to the bone, durty, deutsch!
Zis is ze dawn of ze new Krautrock!
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